What the hell?

Yes. We are selling a smith machine. But this smith machine reminds me of the dialogue in the movie Austin Powers:

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!

This is the EFS interpretation of that.

Dave: I was thinking I like machines. Maybe we'll get some.
Jim: Evil machines?
Dave: No! Maybe a really big, jacked up smith machine!
Jim: An evil smith machine?

This is about as evil and nasty of a smith machine as you are going to get. The coolest thing about this is the bar is an 8 foot squat bar. Yep. A squat bar in the smith machine.

It's got the safety latches, safety catches and weight storage. The whole 9 yards, just like a regular smith machine.

Only this one is evil!

Did I mention it has band pegs? Yep. A smith machine with band pegs. Just the bottom though. Having them on top would be too evil. And quite frankly, kind of strange.

So if you are going to get a smith machine, at least get an evil one.

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